I'm Giving Away Three Lifetime Licences to NeuroRythm. Before It's Even Launched.
Three people are going to get the full thing, forever, and never pay a cent. $90 each, if you want the number. Entries close 14 June. Winners drawn 17 June. Perth time.
The Ultimate NeuroRythm Pre-Launch Giveaway on KingSumo
No hoops, no hard sell. If you want in, go grab a shot at it. If you want to know what you're actually entering for, keep reading.
You've Probably Tried Every Productivity App Going
The pretty ones. The expensive ones. The ones with the dopamine-coloured buttons and the streaks and the little burst of confetti when you tick a box. You downloaded them full of hope. You used them for four days. Then they joined the graveyard with all the others.
And somewhere in there, a voice told you that you were the problem. That if you just tried harder, stuck with it, stopped being so... you, it would have worked.
It was never you. Those apps are built for a brain that runs on rails. One that never forgets, never spirals, never runs out of fuel at 2pm for no reason it can explain. That brain exists for some people. Just not yours. They were designed for neurotypical minds and then sold to the rest of us with a side of shame when they didn't fit.
NeuroRythm is built for the brain you've actually got. Because I built it for the brain I've got.
What It Actually Does
Your brain doesn't run flat all day. It has peaks and crashes, and if you're neurodivergent, those swings can be brutal. NeuroRythm maps that energy across your day and builds your time blocks around it, so you're doing your hardest work when your brain can actually handle it, not at 3pm when you're running on fumes.
When you can't choose between forty-seven tasks, Task Roulette picks one for you. No more paralysis, no more forty-five minutes lost to staring at a list. Just: here's the thing, go do the thing.
When your brain goes down a rabbit hole mid-task... there's an actual Rabbit Hole block built into your schedule. A buffer. Because we both know it's going to happen, so you may as well plan for it instead of blowing up your whole day when it does.
There's a Brain Dump for when the noise gets too loud. There are Reward blocks, because your brain needs them and you're allowed to have them. There's a win tracker that shows you what you actually did today, not just what you didn't get to. Because the shame spiral is a productivity killer and I'm not interested in feeding it.
All of it maps to your energy. All of it adapts when your day falls apart. None of it tells you you're behind.
The whole thing is basically a stand-in for the part of your brain that's supposed to organise, prioritise, and regulate all this... except yours keeps dropping it. I call that the prosthetic prefrontal cortex. Because that's exactly what it is.
Your data stays on your machine. Not a server somewhere being quietly mined while you sleep. I built it that way on purpose.
A look inside the cockpit: Time blocks designed for real energy levels, a "Rabbit Hole" buffer, and a built-in win-tracker to stop the shame spirals.
Why Give It Away Before Launch
Eleven months. 230,000 lines of Python. No formal coding background. I built it because nothing out there worked for my brain, so I made the thing I needed and didn't stop until it was real.
So why hand three of them away for nothing, before I've made a cent?
Because that fake-scarcity, "only 4 spots left," "price goes up at midnight" bullshit makes my skin crawl. I'm not running that playbook. I'd rather get this into the hands of people who actually need it and can't always justify another subscription, than wring a few panic sales out of a countdown timer.
If NeuroRythm is any good, you'll stay because it helped. Not because I scared you into it.
The official NeuroRythm logo: Rewiring how we work with our own brains.
What You Win
Three winners. Each one gets a NeuroRythm lifetime licence. $90 value, yours forever. Every update, every feature, no subscription, no renewal, no catch.
Entering is free and takes about ten seconds. There are a few bonus actions if you want to stack up extra entries.
Entries close 14 June. Winners drawn 17 June.
The Ultimate NeuroRythm Pre-Launch Giveaway on KingSumo
If your brain has been fighting every tool you've ever tried, this one was built for you.
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