Eleven Months Building NeuroRythm. Now I'm Giving Three Away, For Life.
I'm giving away three lifetime licences to NeuroRythm. For free. Before it's even properly launched. And no, it's not a marketing trick.
Three people are going to get the full thing, forever, and never pay a cent. $90 each, if you want the number. Costs me nothing to hand them over... and means everything to the right three people.
It Was Never A Discipline Problem
You've probably tried every productivity app going. The pretty ones, the expensive ones, the ones with the dopamine-coloured buttons and the streaks and the little burst of confetti when you tick a box. You downloaded them full of hope. You used them for four days. Then they joined the graveyard with all the others.
And somewhere in there a voice told you that you were the problem. That if you just tried harder, stuck with it, stopped being so... you, it would have worked.
It was never you. Those apps are built for a brain that runs on rails. One that never forgets, never spirals, never runs out of fuel at 2pm for no reason it can explain. That brain exists for some people. It's just not yours. They were designed for neurotypical minds and then sold to the rest of us with a side of shame when they didn't fit.
NeuroRythm is built for the brain you've actually got. Because I built it for the brain I've got.
What It Actually Is
NeuroRythm is a focus engine for neurodivergent minds. I call it a prosthetic prefrontal cortex, because that's honestly what it does. It carries the load your executive function keeps dropping.
No shame spirals. No "you're behind" guilt. No productivity theatre. It maps your real energy across the day and helps you work with it, instead of pretending you're a machine that runs flat out from nine to five.
And your data stays yours. All of it lives on your own machine, not on some server being quietly mined while you sleep. I built it that way on purpose. I'm not interested in harvesting you. I'm interested in helping you rewire how you work with your own brain.
A look inside the cockpit: Time blocks designed for real energy levels, a "Rabbit Hole" buffer, and a built-in win-tracker to stop the shame spirals.
Why Give Away The Thing I Just Built
Fair question. I spent eleven months building NeuroRythm. 230,000 lines of it. I'm not a coder by trade... I built it because nothing out there worked for my brain, so I made the thing I needed and didn't stop until it was real.
So why hand three of them away for nothing, before launch, when I could be squeezing every dollar?
Because that fake-scarcity, "only 4 spots left," "price goes up at midnight" bullshit makes my skin crawl. I'm not running that playbook. I'd rather get this into the hands of people who actually need it and can't always justify another subscription, than wring a few panic sales out of a countdown timer.
If NeuroRythm is any good, you'll stay because it helped. Not because I scared you into it.
The official NeuroRythm logo: Rewiring how we work with our own brains.
What You Win
Three winners. Each one gets a NeuroRythm lifetime licence. $90 value, yours forever. Every update, every feature, no subscription, no renewal, no catch.
How To Get In
Entering is free and takes about ten seconds. Drop your details in, and there are a few bonus actions if you want to stack up extra entries.
Entries close 14 June. Winners drawn 17 June. Perth time, because that's where I am.
The Ultimate NeuroRythm Pre-Launch Giveaway on KingSumo
That's it. No hoops, no hard sell. If your brain has been fighting every tool you've ever tried, this one was built for you. Go grab a shot at it.
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